Will you be my Walentine?
LOWE service appealing to annoyed unclesby Tariq Khan
New Delhi, India: Business in India couldn't be better. With GDP at its highest in history, hot-shot entrepreneurs are springing up faster than indigestion from bad street samosas. Big business has even expanded to india's little-known love-industry.
In an unprecedented move, hundreds of companies are staking claim to India's burgeoning population of unappreciated housewives, aunties or distant female relatives by offering full service "LOWE"(love) packages to lazy uncles and fathers who've been overwhelmed by India's new liberal views on love requiring them to pay attention to someone other than themselves.
Typical " LOWE" packages offered by upstarts like Mumbai's " Kama -n Uncle" or Pune's " Uncles R Us"
offer uncles and other spoiled male members of Indian society full-time male servants called "kama chameleons" who spend upto one hour a day showering attention on their wives with flowers, interesting conversation and favorite food items all in the name of the payee.
For a monthly fee, men can have their favorite women pampered without having to say a word or lift their dhothi.
"It's tay-rrific", claimed Vijay Bhata, a Mumbai businessman. "My chameleon Charlie talks to my wife, gets her anything she wants and listens to her complaining- all instead of me having to do it. He offers solutions and buys her stuff and crap like that in my name, saying its ALL my idea . He then emails me all the nonsense he did/said and when i come home from work, I'm prepared. She can then devote herself full-time to her real purpose in life-keeping me happy."
