New hot Bollywood star keeps 'stache

by Gladys Varghese

Atlanta GA: In a rare public appearance at a downtown desi party, Bollywood hottest new hunk Chacko "Chocolate" Pillai stunned the papparazzi when he threw off all common convention of clean-shaven bollywood men and revealed a coiffured mustache and goatee combination that's bound to drive indian women wild. To the hoots and hollering of screaming desi women barely held back by bodyguards, Chocolate unveiled his clean cropped chin beard and related black fuzz and announced that he was returning to his roots. "See, listen everybody Cmon! "shouted Chocolate to his adoring fans "I have been and shall always be a malayalee from Kerala. John Abraham opened the door for us and now I've kicked it down with my karate skills. My ancestors are from the dirty south, & so i shall remain dirty . There is no way to better  honor them, my honeys, than to wear the 'stache. Imagine feeling the bristles as you press your soft skin against my rugged manly jaw . Join me in nirmanam.uh i mean nirvana my lovelies.." Dressed in his traditional headband and Masala t-shirt, Chocolate proceeded to partake several samosas and a few whisky-laced drinks before dancing with several young astonished indian women.

Chacko is so hot, no one will go near him...