TOP 5 Ways to Lose the Aunty Fat

 

5. Use Daily Chores to Your Advantage  When you roll chapattis, wrap Ace bandages tightly around each of your arms.  Be sure to stretch any dangling lower-arm flap up and over the biceps (twice if real flabby). When rolling the chapatti flour, do FIVE rolling pin lifts between each one. Imagine you’re a flying crow.
4. Embrace the Heroine Within When you’re home alone, do your favorite Bollywood dance sequence.  Imagine you’re Aishwarya Rai…hey, visualization works!
3. Create Illusions Wear a sari blouse that is 2 sizes too small for you – Kaka (or whatever you call your husband) will be so busy looking at your jugs that he won’t notice anything else!
2. Use Divine Intervention  When bowing down to divine idols, make sure you lift your arms WAY up in the air and slap them down hard.  Don’t worry about looking silly -everyone will just think you are a religious fanatic. (Muslims, stick to wearing black-it’s slimming).  Also, make sure you fast at every full moon.  It used to be what you did to find a good husband, now you should do it to help you keep him.
1. Get Physical When Kaka gets frisky, tell him you’re not in the mood by swiftly lashing him with your arm flap.  Repeat with the other side since Kaka never gets it the first time.  You’ll probably end up doing at least 12 repetitions of this.
Still, remember that in the end, he probably loves your motti-ass anyway… GOOD LUCK!